Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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