PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
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Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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