My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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