They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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