Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
operation have a gay friend backfired
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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