Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
