Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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