We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just made out with a guy for $7.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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