I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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