Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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