That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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