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hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
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