; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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