with your own penis?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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