do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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