your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Randomize
