even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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