I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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