Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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