i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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