You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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