ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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