Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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