i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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