when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I have post one night stand depression
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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