I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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