I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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