She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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