Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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