What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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