Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I got inside last night via doggy door
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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