Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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