Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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