: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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