so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
lets start a swedish sibling band together
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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