If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
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