Will you blow on my dice?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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