Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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