That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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