There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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