My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Help. Why am I so naked?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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