Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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