I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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