I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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