I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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