what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Is Oprah even human
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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