Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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