I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
im on a boat
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