Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
