Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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