He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
My penis needs a shock collar
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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