She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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